February 2012
4 posts
I think
we’re making a breakthrough
Understand Groundhog Day
fakescience:
January 2012
23 posts
I just wanted you all to know
I’m listening to a good song right now
“The beauty of things must be that they end.”
– Jack Kerouac, Tristessa (via honeyforthehomeless)
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
– Clarence Darrow
amber-volakis:
i added a page on my blog for my nude pics/topless tuesday pictures k
…clever girl.
1 tag
December 2011
10 posts
Watch
Rainn shows us that Saturday Night Live is nothing like The Office.
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November 2011
5 posts
October 2011
7 posts
3 tags
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say...
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September 2011
5 posts
5 tags
“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the...”
– George Bernard Shaw