2008

Aug

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good...”
— Edmund Burke, via The...
Aug 11th
benhuber: i don’t think i post enough. what’s the point of having a blog if i simply fall out of...
Aug 6th

Jul

“After a while you learn the subtle difference between...”
— Unknown
Jul 6th

Jun

Fake Door Close Buttons(?)

I was skimming through The Week earlier today when I read that the “door close” buttons...
Jun 22nd
Warch Watch
Fizzy Lifting Drinks, written by Pat Cassels, animated by Mike Parker.  I’m the voice of Grampa...
Jun 20th
“You measure a democracy by the freedom it gives its...”
— Abbie Hoffman
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
Megaphone desktop tool
Jun 8th
Some quick details about my life and what’s been going on in it: I found someone I could buy...
Jun 5th
“New #1 on my list of incredibly creepy euphemisms for having...”
— Josh Fruhlinger
Jun 3rd
@tinybuddha
Jun 3rd
“We continue to lie to ourselves every day. The US public...”
— Jim Kunstler
Jun 2nd

May

To anyone that may need this advice:

Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT make dead baby jokes to the parents of a newborn. That is all.
May 29th
In school, our AP American History teacher has a Risk game...
May 29th
“Every time you sniff and say somebody has ‘too much free...”
— Merlin Mann
May 29th
Warch Watch
I am beginning to regret getting my LG Chocolate. More videos here.
May 28th

Tweet Tweet

I’m trying out importing my Twitter updates. (I embedded them on my blog on a trial basis, too.) I...
May 27th
“The end does not justify the means. No one’s rights...”
— Ayn Rand
May 25th
I heard it was bad for Cookie Monster lately, but I never...
May 25th
Dear Twitter, We’ve been pretty good friends and have seen many good days. I remember posting...
May 25th
“Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and...”
— Norman Vincent Peale
May 24th

More on Friendfeed Rooms

I’m really liking the idea, but I probably won’t use it—there isn’t really much incentive for me to...
May 24th
Warch Watch
Making this video was too much fun. We were trying to do another one as well, but we only had one...
May 23rd
Warch Watch
Weezer -” Pork and Beans” music vid. A spoof on everything viral  That was epic.
May 23rd

The meaning of modern life

These past few days I’ve been thinking about what I think all working people think about at some...
May 23rd
Friendfeed Blog: Get a room!
May 22nd
Warch Watch
Dan appears in all but three of my videos. He’s that awesome.
May 22nd
The scary thing about this photo is that, in its original...
May 21st
LandGrab
May 19th
Warch Watch
Utah Saints - “Something Good ‘08” (Van She Tech Remix) Such a good remix and video. After...
May 18th
Picturing how this would work frightens me.
May 18th
I recently went on a field trip to Washington D.C. It was...
May 16th
How we got a word for "putting things off"
May 15th
Listen Listen
This week’s music experiment album is Muse - Black Holes and Revelations. I wasn’t too crazy about...
May 15th
“This isn’t totally related to your graduation project,...”
— My English teacher
May 13th
Warch Watch
A local radio station is playing this right now.
May 11th
Doing okay, Twitter?
May 11th
Bensalem High teacher accused of harassment
May 10th
May 10th
Gore Verbinski Will Direct Bioshock Film
May 9th
Warch Watch
80s Michael Jackson: He dances for peace.
May 9th
“Since gamers are one of our most supportive groups, we have...”
— Even Stride Gum wants to stop...
May 7th
It’s a sunny, 81 degrees Fahrenheit. It’ll take...
May 7th
That’s a little creepy. And this was just reblogged into a...
May 6th
DINO * RUN
May 6th
Listen Listen
Flobots - Handlebars Flobots are a hip-hop group out of Denver that I stumbled across earlier...
May 5th
lol this is not a real ad stop freaking out jake. I know...
May 5th
Warch Watch
Words need not express how awesome this is Oh, and Hulu: You suck for not streaming outside of the...
May 3rd
Warch Watch
No matter how much fear you have that the drill may not be a drill, at least you can be glad that...
May 2nd
HALLOUMI CHEESE ADVENTURE Last night, feeling my...
May 2nd

Apr

Death Note is going to be in American...
Apr 30th
Ahh…hickeys. Because there’s no better way to show affection than by leaving a mark that...
Apr 29th
twistori
Apr 29th

I enjoy annoying people too much

Michael: chad!!
Michael: you're on the intertubes :D
Chad: nope
Chad: jimmy
Michael: jimmy?
Michael: who's jimmy?
Chad: yeah
Chad: chad's friend
Chad: i'm on his sn
Chad: sneaky sneaky
Michael: sneaky sneaky?
Chad: yup
Michael: impossible
Chad: sneaky...followed by sneaky
Michael: you're chad
Chad: am i?
Chad: AM I?
Michael: yes
Michael: I have confirmed it
Chad: how so?
Michael: I will not explain
Chad: it's because it's a guess
Michael: No.
Chad: yup
Michael: It is fact.
Michael: You are Chad.
Chad: i'm not even talking to anyone else at the time
Chad: and in fact just looking at an article...thats it
Michael: ...what?
Chad: you heard me
Michael: Oh.
Michael: You think that's how I proved it.
Michael: No, I know.
Michael: Simply put, you are Chad.
Chad: no evidence
Michael: No evidence /given/.
Chad: because none was found
Michael: Nope.
Michael: None given.
Michael: That is all.
Michael: You are Chad.
Michael: And you proved it again.
Chad: well if you have any real proof
Chad: i'm afriad i have to report you for some sort of stalking
Michael: Only after I tell "Chad" that "Jimmy" is on his screenname.
Michael: I'm implying you're not Jimmy.
Michael: You are Chad.
Chad: but you say it with certainty
Chad: and without any clues given at the time of your certanty
Michael: Because I am certain.
Chad: it would mean you have some sort of stalkable reasoning
Michael: Nope.
Michael: You proved it again.
Chad: that doesn't count
Chad: you said it before hand
Michael: You proved it once more.
Chad: ....
Michael: And you're losing your patience, Chad.
Chad: you're losing my patience
Michael: Pronouns confuse me.
Michael: But proof doesn't, you are Chad.
Chad: you use them an awful lot
Chad: without antecedents
Michael: Proved it again.
Michael: Admit it, you are Chad.
Chad: it wasn't when i started
Chad: but pat types slower than balls
Chad: i typed in my password and you IMed me and he responded
Chad: he says you're a nerd =p
Michael: I say you are Chad.
Chad: ...are you retarded
Michael: And I bent reality to make you Chad.
Chad: chad left
Chad: for food
Michael: Chad is still there.
Michael: You are Chad.
Chad: no
Michael: Yes.
Chad: no
Michael: ...
Michael: bahahahahahahahaha
Apr 28th
Warch Watch
Nanashi no Geemu: people are dying one week after playing a DS game. Nanashi no Geemu breaks down...
Apr 26th
Warch Watch
dalasverdugo: wtfdude: ‘Pushers’ pushing people on a crowded Japanese train.  I wonder how they...
Apr 26th
If there is one thing that I never liked about Vimeo, it was the slow loading times. Compared to...
Apr 26th
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions....”
— Mark Twain
Apr 26th
I just tried typing “help” into the Tumblr bot in the hopes that I could get some advice...
Apr 25th
Arby's owner buying Wendy's for $2.34 billion...
Apr 24th
Pennsylvania Exit Polls
Apr 23rd
Warch Watch
Once each year, for three years, I go with my dad (who helps run a Boy Scout troop) to the Franklin...
Apr 23rd
Warch Watch
Americans are not stupid - As if I needed anymore ammunition to change citizenship. We’re...
Apr 22nd
“Unintended side-effect of the Internet: By witnessing...”
— Dalas Verdugo
Apr 21st
Dinner was delicious.
Apr 21st
Last.fm is offline
Apr 20th
If Juno Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times...
Apr 20th
Newman's Own
Apr 18th
I just ate shrink-wrapped farmer’s cheese, chunky peanut butter (by the spoon), and Fig...
Apr 18th
“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world...”
— Jack Handey
Apr 18th
Anatomy of the Facehugger
Apr 18th
So, I recently tried out Mixx, and I have to say, it’s looking to be a lot better than...
Apr 17th
Warch Watch
Owned. Utterly owned. (via Andrew Sullivan)
Apr 17th
Warch Watch
This is an AP American History project I found from my old documents. I imagined it to be a lot...
Apr 16th
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who...”
— Robert Benchley (via FOAF)
Apr 16th
Facebook added story importers to their...
Apr 16th
Hello 5 people. ….Anyone else? Okay then. I hope my blog...
Apr 15th
Dinner at my parent’s. This picture does not do the dish...
Apr 14th

Well that explains it!

For some reason, when I added the Twitter IM bot, it didn’t show as online, and so I...
Apr 14th
89 Dollar Websites
Apr 13th
Warch Watch
Obama’s excellent “bitter” response. (thanks, ianblue) Very well done, Senator Obama.
Apr 13th
I’m sorry, Peter Knox. I unfollowed you. It’s not that your content wasn’t...
Apr 12th
Warch Watch
Replacing the animals with humans makes this seem so much less whimsical. I really ought to try...
Apr 12th
Banshee 1.0 Alpha 3
Apr 11th
Sometimes, instead of listening to my own music, I tune into my Last.fm playlist. The songs it plays...
Apr 11th
In some respects, adults are just big children.
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
I wish I knew girls who wouldn’t hesitate to lick my face. Maybe it’s because I’m...
Apr 11th
Unlocking things in Brawl has become more fun as time...
Apr 10th
I made a new custom stage. You can download it here and drop...
Apr 10th
Apr 10th

Blurb on homework

Why in the world should a teacher make me cram information about the curriculum outside of the time...
Apr 9th
Warch Watch
Moby - Alice The music video is a bit strange, but the song is great. 
Apr 9th
Michael: dun dun duuuuuuun
Michael: dun-dun, dun dun dun
Michael: dun dun duuuuuuuun
Michael: dun-dun, dun dun dun
Michael: dun dun dun, dun-dun-dun, dun dun dun, dun-dun-dun
Michael: dun dun duuuuuuuun
Michael: dun-dun, dun dun dun
Michael: ...
Michael: I'm singing the lengends of the hidden temple theme song
Chris: ah
Apr 7th
I may not be buying Lego anymore, but that is...
Apr 7th
MKULTRA
Apr 7th

To Tumble or Tweet? That is the...

And I can’t for the life of me understand why I would send something via Twitter when I can just as...
Apr 7th
Poll: 76 percent say U.S. ready for black...
Apr 7th
Shakespeare. He’s very bizarre—if you hum in his...
Apr 7th

I may be reading into this too much

Today, I was waiting for a restaurant to call our family (it was crowded), when I heard that tables...
Apr 7th

Are you a Windows user?

It seems like most Tumblr users are Mac people. But there must be some PC/Windows Tumblrs out...
Apr 7th
I’m considering getting the Kodak Easyshare v1233. The good quality (or so reviews tell me)...
Apr 6th
Conan is the man. 
Apr 5th
“…if you’re trying to show off for people at the top, forget...”
— Tuesdays with Morrie
Apr 5th
“I’m hearing stuff in STEREO!”
— Me, after getting new earbuds....
Apr 4th
Mr. Met is about to be Rick Rolled
Apr 4th
Warch Watch
From this German translation of the Mighty Ducks, I learned these things with no knowledge of the...
Apr 3rd
Listen Listen
Nada Surf - See These Bones  I’ve only started listening to Nada Surf, but I am greatly...
Apr 3rd
High School Musical 3 films in April
Apr 2nd
“Don’t know why you got buried. But I can only think it...”
— relic180 at digg
Apr 2nd
“licking your eyeball was probably the cookiest, sexiest...”
— confessionizer entry
Apr 2nd
Meet my imaginary friends. 
Apr 2nd
Here I sit, looking at laptops that I can’t afford. I need a job. 
Apr 1st

Mar

On Religion

quicknss: Driving back to Philadelphia I realized that you can probably teach a monkey to do...
Mar 31st
Warch Watch
I wholeheartedly believe that everyone should be entitled to their own opinions, but this is more of...
Mar 30th
Chris: PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like without the Q and R.
Michael: hm?
Michael: no it wouldn't
Michael: you used the "r" in part
Michael: and I'm sure they'd still order it the same way
Michael: and you used some letters twice!
Michael: explain yourself
Chris: ?
Chris: I meant "PS"
Michael: ...oh
Mar 30th
Hi six people, Why are you following me? Do you enjoy most...
Mar 30th
Mar 30th
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t see what’s really all that novel about Muxtape.
Mar 29th
Banshee releases 1.0 Alpha 2
Mar 28th
This post is a petition for Patrick Cassels to start a...