Said Michael

I enjoy annoying people too much

• Michael: chad!!
• Michael: you're on the intertubes :D
• Chad: nope
• Chad: jimmy
• Michael: jimmy?
• Michael: who's jimmy?
• Chad: yeah
• Chad: chad's friend
• Chad: i'm on his sn
• Chad: sneaky sneaky
• Michael: sneaky sneaky?
• Chad: yup
• Michael: impossible
• Chad: sneaky...followed by sneaky
• Michael: you're chad
• Chad: am i?
• Chad: AM I?
• Michael: yes
• Michael: I have confirmed it
• Chad: how so?
• Michael: I will not explain
• Chad: it's because it's a guess
• Michael: No.
• Chad: yup
• Michael: It is fact.
• Michael: You are Chad.
• Chad: i'm not even talking to anyone else at the time
• Chad: and in fact just looking at an article...thats it
• Michael: ...what?
• Chad: you heard me
• Michael: Oh.
• Michael: You think that's how I proved it.
• Michael: No, I know.
• Michael: Simply put, you are Chad.
• Chad: no evidence
• Michael: No evidence /given/.
• Chad: because none was found
• Michael: Nope.
• Michael: None given.
• Michael: That is all.
• Michael: You are Chad.
• Michael: And you proved it again.
• Chad: well if you have any real proof
• Chad: i'm afriad i have to report you for some sort of stalking
• Michael: Only after I tell "Chad" that "Jimmy" is on his screenname.
• Michael: I'm implying you're not Jimmy.
• Michael: You are Chad.
• Chad: but you say it with certainty
• Chad: and without any clues given at the time of your certanty
• Michael: Because I am certain.
• Chad: it would mean you have some sort of stalkable reasoning
• Michael: Nope.
• Michael: You proved it again.
• Chad: that doesn't count
• Chad: you said it before hand
• Michael: You proved it once more.
• Chad: ....
• Michael: And you're losing your patience, Chad.
• Chad: you're losing my patience
• Michael: Pronouns confuse me.
• Michael: But proof doesn't, you are Chad.
• Chad: you use them an awful lot
• Chad: without antecedents
• Michael: Proved it again.
• Michael: Admit it, you are Chad.
• Chad: it wasn't when i started
• Chad: but pat types slower than balls
• Chad: i typed in my password and you IMed me and he responded
• Chad: he says you're a nerd =p
• Michael: I say you are Chad.
• Chad: ...are you retarded
• Michael: And I bent reality to make you Chad.
• Chad: chad left
• Chad: for food
• Michael: Chad is still there.
• Michael: You are Chad.
• Chad: no
• Michael: Yes.
• Chad: no
• Michael: ...
• Michael: bahahahahahahahaha